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[codeoracle]

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[Text | Something like 3 AM ]

[sleight_of_hand]

legit question

make out with someone dressed as a featherman knockoff

y/y??????

[codeoracle]

Follow-up/clarify: How good is the knock-off?

[sleight_of_hand]

uh
like almost the same
but theyve got weird accents in weird places

[codeoracle]

i almost want to say go for it.

addt. follow up: why are you asking a 15yo this at 3am?

[sleight_of_hand]

...........
oh shit
nvm
i asked you about ponies instead
wait no
not that
this never happened
delete it from your mind

[codeoracle]

Too late. Saved, archived.

blackmail

[sleight_of_hand]

what
no
dont do that to your local dad card holder
thats mean

[codeoracle]

who gave you a dad card?

I need names, they need retraining.

[sleight_of_hand]

akira did
who else would?????

[codeoracle]

ofc.

You get like...an older sibling card. Dad card is on special reserve.

[sleight_of_hand]

oh okay
i cna live with that
im too yougn for dad card anyway

[codeoracle]

how drunk r you?

[sleight_of_hand]

uhhhhhhhhhh
five sheets and two vodka bottles to the wind
also got a friend coming over with rum
and a booty call coming with wine

[codeoracle]

1. Definitely did not need to know about the booty call.
2. DEFINITELY DID NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE BOOTY CALL
3. I have cameras in your place. You know that right?

[sleight_of_hand]

............................................
welp
guess you get to see the booty call

[ THAT IS NOT THE APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO FINDING OUT YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE A 15 YEAR OLD A FREE PORN SHOW. ]

[codeoracle]

[ADACHI NO.]

................
Maybe I'll sell the footage then. You must have fans.

[CORRECTION: FUTABA NO.]

[sleight_of_hand]

i do but theyre not gonna buy anything that doesnt have biktor in it

[ A pause. ]

no youre not allowed to photoshop viktor in instead

[codeoracle]

that's what you think.


you rly don't know how fandom can work.

[sleight_of_hand]

...........................
okay
fine
wtf do you want

[codeoracle]

1. pls never text me like this again.
2. There are some models at the Collector's Corner I want.
3. Take me for ice cream.

[sleight_of_hand]

okay sure
not a problem

[codeoracle]

excellent

done deal